quakerhobbit:

urulokid:

urulokid:

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

THE END

It’s even nerdier than that, though, because,

1. He started writing the languages before the stories, and then was basically like, y’know, I think I’d better invent some people to speak these awesome languages I have invented.

2. Part of the reason he wrote the Silmarillion the way he did was because he wanted to write a mythology for England. The nerd supreme was like, my country doesn’t have epic mythology like the Norse do, so I’m going to write it.

Also, his academic colleagues were constantly frustrated with him because he worked on his fiction when he was supposed to be doing academic stuff.

And his publisher was constantly frustrated with him because he took FOREVER to have anything ready for publication.

Also the reason LOTR exists is because his publisher was like, that Hobbit book did really well could you maybe write some more of that? And Tolkien was like, sure. And then he started writing and then he was like, huh, looks like the characters from that epic mythology I’ve been working on for my entire adult life are involved in this. And then he was like “who are you and what are you doing in this story I mean you’re really interesting but I did not invite you to this party” when Faramir showed up. Basically, any writing problem anyone has ever had, Tolkien had it. Read his letters if you don’t believe me.

I don’t know whether he and Lewis hated each others’ stuff, but Tolkien wasn’t big on allegory and neither one was afraid to voice their thoughts. In one of his letters he says that anyone who walked by one of their meetings (them and other Oxford nerds would get together and drink and critique each others’ writing which means they would get into boisterous shouting matches) would think that it was a bunch of people who hated each other instead of a bunch of friends, because they all yelled so much.

Basically, not only did Tolkien write works that have been dear to nerds since publication, he himself was pretty much the king nerd.

(via oh-to-wonder)

Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

fuckinghenrycavill:

Ben Mendelsohn // Starred Up

…and why exactly isn’t this guy playing Harrison Ford’s son in Star Wars: Episode VII?

science-of-noise:

I’ve been looking for a way to make linguistics visually interesting.  I think I found it.

science-of-noise:

I’ve been looking for a way to make linguistics visually interesting.  I think I found it.

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timelordstarlord:

'Thanos is so lame I can't wait to get out of here lol'

timelordstarlord:

'Thanos is so lame I can't wait to get out of here lol'

(via sexyboostache)

sneakingferocity:

how often do you think tobey maguire thinks about spiderman 3

as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

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havexheart:

No matter what combination, these are all gold.

havexheart:

No matter what combination, these are all gold.

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kois0:

is tesco feeling ok 

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